1. at-kr:

    here you go guys. picture of me working. totally not posing whatsoever. 

    I don’t give a shit about you or whether or not you posed, just give me that drink.

     

  2. heckacute:

    "B.O." is short for "Body Odor" and it’s also short for "Boo" which is one of the scariest sounds on the planet. 

    It’s “odour” you daft bitch.

     

    1. october 31st: SPOOOOOOKKKKKY!!!!!!!!!!! buy candy and scaaaary costumes here!!!
    2. november 1st: JUST HEAR THOSE SLEIGH BELLS JINGLING RING TING TINGLING TOOOOOO
     
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  4. So I’ve been reading the satanic bible and based on the nine satanic statements, it doesn’t seem to be evil or anything like that. I think I could live by the satanic statements and have a pretty happy life. Where as I’d probably be super miserable and unable to be myself if I lived by the rules of the holy bible

     
  5. che131:

    hereinlife13:

    These are not mine but I wanted to bring them together!  

    http://tohdaryl.tumblr.com/

    I found this cute :3

    (via gaymerboy99)

     
  6. So this is what I’d look like without most of my piercings and normal sized ears. Isn’t it weird.

     

  7. I’m making a Facebook page for my mobile hairdressing, but I can’t think of a name for it. Any suggestions ?

     

  8. And the winner of the wet tshirt contest is Tom Hiddleston

     
  9. saucy-twat-crumpets:

    xxsketchytrixterxx:

    justasouthie:

    badtvblog:

    Don’t watch this if you’re soaked in gasoline because it will warm your heart and you will burn to death and die.

    i think i just broke my face from smiling so hard

    I love you ( ̄▽ ̄)

    I’m like dying on the inside. Wow. Omg.

    I think my heart melted slightly

    (Source: youtube.com, via oliveracedavis)

     
     

  10. Sooo ive been feeling pretty shit recently

    rubyredxx:

    My bestfriend, thatdudewiththeears has listen to me bitch and moan all day about my shitty problems/situation and has cheered me up massively! Oh and he’s also given me a samsung galaxy note 2 for my birthday.. Always had a lotta love for this kid but i kinda love him a lil bit more after today! Thanks brah 😘

    Awwww you such a softy

     

  11. Why are people nicer when I go first class on the train ?

     
  12. Time to chill

     
  13. ask-bombastic-blake:

    Sass is the best way to avoid getting fined

    (Source: nbc.com, via ayla-darling)

     

  14. maclonna:

    jolene
    jolene
    jolene
    JOLENE!!!

    (Source: booche, via sparklyrainbowfarts)